Product Breakdown
Get an in-depth look at the features, materials, and sensations that make this product a standout. Everything you need to know before you dive in.
Simulating: Vaginal, Anal
Material Construction: Multi Layer
Product Type: Onahole / Male Masturbator / Pocket Pussy
Usability: Reusable
Product Weight: 700g
Product Size: 170 x 110 x 85mm
Hole Type: Closed
Penetrable Holes: 2
Lotion Sample Included: Yes
Based on: Rose-themed transparent dual tunnels with sculpted labia
- Transparent body to watch every stroke and surge
- Dual tunnels: plush, winding vaginal; firmer, tighter anal
- Closed-end design for strong natural suction and deeper pull
- Multi-material build with distinct labia and mucosa layers
- Hefty, hand-filling 700g body for stable angle control
- Crisp interior definition for high-contrast stimulation
- Great for twist play, edging, and slow-to-hard finishes
- Reusable with straightforward warm-water cleaning
- Includes lubricant to get started immediately
La Vie En Roses – Crystal Hard
See-through seduction with two wickedly tight paths
La Vie En Roses — Crystal Hard takes the beloved rose-themed design and recasts it in a transparent, harder-tuned body for show-and-tell pleasure. Entry starts with plush, petal-like lips that set a clean seal; inside, the vaginal tunnel winds with layered folds that cling, glide, and gently rebound to keep full contact without scraping. It’s the route for rolling pressure and deep, soaking strokes. Switch over to the anal tunnel when you want a more unyielding track: the path is snugger and straighter, with firmer rings that cinch and release in cadence to deliver that unmistakable backdoor grip.
Both canals end in a closed tip that traps air and lubricant, forming a natural vacuum. On the withdrawal, the draw tightens and pulls you back in—perfect for long, teasing strokes or decisive drives. The transparent shell isn’t just for looks; it turns the session into cinema. You can watch texture bands flex and collapse under your rhythm, see the lube pool and surge, and time your finish as the view pushes you over the edge.
The chassis feels substantial in the hand, encouraging micro-rotations that sweep textures across fresh zones or two-hand squeezes that amplify the hug. After care is simple: rinse with warm water, add mild soap, and dry completely inside and out. If you want a dual-hole, show-clear onahole that pairs visual arousal with a choice of sensations—lush versus iron-tight—Crystal Hard is a polished, addictive centerpiece for your collection.
Shipping & Product Maintenance
Discreet Shipping + Billing
Your privacy deserves the same level of care as the products you choose. That’s why we take extra steps to ensure every order feels personal yet completely private. Each item is carefully gift-wrapped in kraft paper, cushioned with bubble wrap, and then sealed inside an Australia Post satchel. The result is simple, understated packaging that arrives safe, secure, and discreet.
Your billing is handled with the same discretion. Lovemart will never appear on your statements, so your experience remains yours alone. From checkout to delivery, we’ve designed every detail to protect your confidence and your privacy.
Shipping + Returns Policy
We understand the importance of providing you with a seamless shopping experience. Here's why you can shop with confidence at our store:
Speedy Delivery
We prioritise fast dispatch, with most orders sent out the same day or the next business day. You can choose between standard or express shipping at checkout. Once your parcel is lodged, Australia Post typically delivers within 1–7 business days for standard post and 1–3 business days for express post. These timeframes are estimates provided by Australia Post and may vary depending on your location and other factors.
Easy Returns
We value your satisfaction and offer a 30-day return policy for all new and unused items. If you're not satisfied with your purchase, you can return it hassle-free for a full refund.
If the return is due to an error on our part, we’ll cover the return postage for you.
Trusted Shipping Partner
All orders are shipped via Australia Post, a reliable and well-established delivery service. This ensures your package is handled securely from our warehouse to your doorstep.
Free Standard Shipping
To enhance your shopping experience, we offer free standard shipping on all orders via Australia Post —no minimum spend required.
With these comprehensive assurances, you can shop with ease, knowing that your satisfaction and convenience are our top priorities.
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